Jakethis of Jake Johannsen

On a recent gig in Sacramento, the State Capitol, I had some fun shows with my friend Joe Klocek.  So now he's on the podcast. You can check out Joe's comedy at his website standupJoe.com.  He's had some bad luck with the ladies and we talk about it.  Joe has never had a massage and he is a full grown California resident.  I think a good massage can really help you get through a tough time.  But I digress... as always.  Check me out at jakethis.com and I will see you at the nightclub.

Direct download: Episode12jakethis.mp3
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This week Nigel and I have a chat about a Kyak. I finally get together with Dr. Jim Raines in Sacramento.  Dr. Jim knocks out a theme song with the help of his friend Tom Flemming.  I do my best to get involved with the podcast machine on a roadtrip to Walnut Creek, CA.  Dr. Jim and I discuss his carrer as a musician and psychologist.  Tom helps us understand his life as a musician slash life insurance saleseman.  We drink some beer eat some pizza and have some fun talking about our wives. This time was a good time.  Check Dr. Jim out at http://jimrainesmusic.com and as always my whereabouts are to be found at jakethis.com.  Thank you friends.

Direct download: Episode11jakethis.mp3
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My guest this week is Frank Gannon.  He is one of my most interesting friends.  We met when Frank was a segment producer on Late Night which was David Letterman's show on NBC before he moved to CBS.  We talk about his days working for Letterman.  We talk about a previous job he had working for Richard Nixon.  We also discuss bacon and ice cream.  There is something for everyone.  Nigel and I connect on the phone to discuss the possibility of doing the show entirely on the phone.  (Probably not going to happen.)  Check jakethis.com for my whereabouts and click here for a story Frank wrote about Bill Hicks last appearance on Letterman.

Direct download: Episode10jakethis.mp3
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Nigel checks in from Canada to fulfill podcast obligations.  We drink some tea and discuss our survival strategies from my house to his mom's house.  At times it may seem like we are on a drug but that is not the case unless my wife and his mom rufied us.  That would be weird to say the least.  I can't remember if I had sex later that night or not though now that I'm thinking about it.  Please enjoy this week's talking and check jakethis.com for my whereabouts.  P.S. It is currently still impossible to dig to China.

Direct download: Episode9Jakethis.mp3
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I had a chat with my old friend Clark Taylor while I was down in Tampa.  He's the man that married my wife and I.  He can walk the walk and talk the talk.  He can also drink the drink and dance the dance.  He's a man's man who knows what the ladies like.  We covered Burritos to Blowholes.  We had fun.  I hope you like it.  As always check jakethis.com for my whereabouts.  I will see you there.

Direct download: Episode8Jakethis.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:32pm EDT

Epsiode 7 When Nigel and I Were Kings

Nigel checks in again and the podcast machine is back.  Let's find out who might be racist and who might be sexist.  I share my ideas on post apocalyptic survival and there is a surprise visitor.  Someone says something naughty.  Nobody gets hurt and we all have a good time.  Drive safely and take it easy on the phone.  Also check my website for all my doings and whereabouts.  Jakethis.com

Direct download: Episode7jakethis.mp3
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Two handsome men try to figure some stuff out.  OK, one of the guys is me so there's that but my wife's friends tell her that Nigel is handsome.  One of our biggest chalenges is to figure out how to bring "dial a shot" to the internet in order to videoconference online drinking.  Also discussed are the Olympics , the next Ted Knight, and that woman who washes your hair at the salon (barber shop).  Please listen and see if you can help. Check Jakethis.com for more information about me and my whereabouts.

Direct download: Episode6Jakethis.mp3
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I have finally reached Nigel on the internet phone.  In this episode we discuss the posibility of going into the drug trade and ideas for reality TV shows.  It's real good and I barely discuss my colon.  Enjoy!

Thanks,

Jake

Please email me which celebrities you would like to see get punched and why.

Direct download: Episode5jakethis.mp3
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This episode starts off with a brief contemplation of death at the hands of my colonoscopy doctor and then moves into a contemplation of current events.  Nigel was indisposed so I am forced to go well down the road of losing my mind conversing with myself.  There is also a conversation with my guest Pete who is the owner of the Funny Stop Comedy Club in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio.  You can see a photo of the Lebanese Feast we discuss on my website: jakethis.com  Thanks for listening!

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Well, I'm getting the hang of it.  Nigel has moved back to Canada. Minor speed bump. Joe Matarese stops by for a story.  There's a movie chat about "Big River Man." Plus I learned some tricks on the computer.  I had to listen to it to edit it and it made me smile.  I'm working on the next one as you read this.  So, Please: Listen.  Enjoy.  And as always... help me. Love, Jake.

Direct download: JakethisEpisode3.mp3
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